Seminole Bingo Lyrics

Seminole Bingo lyrics

written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen
c. 1995 Zevon Music BMI
I'm a
junk bond king
And I'm on the run
Me and a friend of mine
We were
headed for the sunshine
I got my hands on the wheel
I got gas in the
tank
I got a suitcase full of money
From a Luxembourg bank
We didn't
stop 'til we got to Big Cypress
Wandered in to the Legion Hall
The sign
outside said "Seminole Bingo"
Fell in love with the ping pong balls
And
the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
A
long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole
Bingo
And my Wall Street wiles
Don't help me even slightly
'Cause I
never have the numbers
And I'm losing nightly
I cashed in the last of my
Triple B bonds
Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail
I parked it
right outside the reservation
Fifteen minutes from the Collier County
Jail
And the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the gators and
flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king playing
Seminole Bingo
Well, the SEC is far behind
Down in the swamp with the
gators and flamingos
A long way from Liechtenstein
I'm a junk bond king
playing Seminole Bingo