Chicquito War Lyrics

Chicquito War lyrics

1. A MOSQUITO RAPED A CHICKEN IN A BLUEBERRY PATCH 

SEVEN DAYS LATER THE
CHIQUITOS HATCHED 

THEY GREW UP FAST AND THEY GREW UP MEAN 

THEY
TORE A BIG HOLE IN THE WINDOW SCREEN 

THEY SUCKED ALL THE JUICE FROM A
RASPBERRY PIE 

THEY CAUGHT UP WITH THE BEAGLE AND THEY SUCKED HIM DRY 

THEY TOOK A FEW PINTS FROM ME AND MY MOTHER 

THEN THEY FLEW AWAY WITH
MY LITTLE BROTHER 

CHORUS: 

WHAT'S THAT NOISE COMING OUT OF THE
BLUE 

LIKE A SQUADRON OF B-52S 

ITS A FLOCK OF CHIQUITOS AND THEYRE
FLYING LOW 

DEATH AND DESTRUCTION WHEREVER THEY GO 

GRAB THE KIDS
AND HIDE ALL THE PETS 

GET OUT THE GUNS AND THE CHIQUITO NETS 

BOARD UP THE WINDOWS AND SANDBAG THE DOORS 

WE GOTTA GET READY GET
READY FOR WAR 



2. I LOVE TO HUNT CHIQUITOS ON A HOT SUMMER NIGHT


CRUISING THE BUSH ROADS AND SHINING THE LIGHT 

I WAIT TILL THEY
LAND AND THEN I SHOOT MY GUN 

I DONT NEED THE MEAT I JUST HUNT FOR FUN


I BAGGED ME A TROPHY JUST LAST WEEK 

WITH A FIVE FOOT WINGSPAN AND
A SIX FOOT BEAK 

I SHOT THAT SUCKER IN SELF DEFENSE 

HE WAS CHEWING
A HOLE IN MY CHAIN LINK FENCE 

TWO CHIQUITOS KNOCKED ME DOWN 

I
PLAYED DEAD AND I LAID ON THE GROUND 

I RAN FOR THE HOUSE WHEN I HEARD
ONE SAY 

SHOULD WE EAT HIM HERE OR FLY HIM AWAY 

THEY DRILLED
THROUGH THE ROOF WAY UP BY THE PEAK 

I GRABBED A HAMMER AND I BENT IN
THEIR BEAKS 

THEY LIFTED THE ROOF AND THEY FLEW IT AWAY 

I FOUND MY
SHINGLES IN SHELTER BAY 



(REPEAT CHORUS)