Blender Lyrics

Blender lyrics

My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox

 I have the great honor and pleasure to present you Turnex

 The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium

 This is a revolution for your kitchen

 Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry,

 raspberry,

 cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second

 Turnex, the son of Durex

 The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful

 vacuum cleaner!

 

 Blenders for sale

 And I am selling to girls

 They always know who I am, what I do

 She gave me no wink

 Just a smile of her hips

 And a sip of my glass

 And let's go

 

 She looked in my eyes

 No need for this ride

 She's a queen

 She's pristine

 And a slave

 

 With a smile of her hips

 She was changing my life

 We are heading downtown in her car

 Her ride is too smooth

 No line for a stop

 My blenders are flying too far

 

 She looked in my eyes

 No mate for this ride

 She's Christine

 She's sixteen

 I'm her slave

 

 She is calling me Jake

 She keeps me awake

 Oh boy I was ready to go