Iguana Lyrics

Iguana lyrics

You tell a joke and forget the punchline
Why you always wastin' my
time?
Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me
Your hair's a mess and your
make-up's crusty
I don't know too many females
Who make a habit of biting
their toenails
Wo, every time you call, you drive me up the wall
Honey,
just the sight of you makes my flesh crawl
I'm sure we'd be happy
together
If only one little thing weren't true
Oh baby, I yi yi yi
yi
I'm so sick of you
You drink the milk right from the carton
What
are you, in kindergarten?
You're belchin' everywhere, foulin' up the
air
Then you use my razor to shave your back hair
You don't have an ounce
of class
You're just one big pain in the neck
How much more can I take
now, give me a break now
You even snore when you're wide awake now
You
tell all your friends we're the perfect couple
Well, maybe you should get a
clue
'Cause baby, I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Baby, you're so
nauseatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
And when you softly call
my name
It's like I'm listenin' to a squeaky chalk sound
And when you
look at me that special way
It's hard for me to keep my lunch down
And
when you ask me what I'm thinkin', honey, usually I'm thinkin'
how I'd
really like to tie your head completely up in duct tape
so I wouldn't have
to listen to you asking me those stupid questions
over and over
again
Well, that disgusting noise you make when you laugh
gives me a
throbbing migraine
(Can't stand you, I just can't stand you)
Until you
came along I never dated anyone
this low on the food chain
(Can't stand
you, I just can't stand you)
You've got inhuman body odor
You've got the
hair of a boxing promoter
Yeah, your teeth are all yellow, your butt's made
of Jell-O
You wake up in a puddle, droolin' on your pillow
I hate the way
you crack your knuckles
I hate your whiny loser girlfriends too
But mostly
I yi yi yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Really now, you're aggravatin'
I yi yi
yi yi
I'm so sick of you
Not to mention irritatin'
I yi yi yi yi
I'm
so sick of you
Well, now won't you give my best regards to Satan
I yi yi
yi yi
I'm so sick of you
I'm so sick of you
I'm so sick of you
I'm
so sick of you
You make me sick
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