Bohemian Polka Lyrics

Bohemian Polka lyrics

(Anthony Kiedis/Flea/John Frusciante/Chad Smith/Al Yankovic)
Sometimes I
feel
Like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel
Like I wanna go
To the
city of cavemen
The city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone
Now I'll tell
you why...
Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma
Well, I've got
I've got a baby named Pebbles
Well, I've got I've got a doggy named
Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino
Well, I've got a
little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney
Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave,
he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge
brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's handshake everybody gotta
know
How come Grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?
Yabba dabba,
yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba
dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric
knowhow
Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his
number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm
off if he shakes your hand
Got a car, gonna push it with my feet
now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't
be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not moo-cow
Wanna chill with a
sabertooth tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling
Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a wiindshield wiper
Yabba dabba,
yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba
dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Don't know what it means but I say it
anyhow
Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel-pit
Movin' rocks on a big
dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's
tail, everybody knows it's time to quit
I realize I'm living in the Stone
Age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur
bone-age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
Barney Rubble,
laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Where's Wilma?
Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Yabba dabba, yabba
dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba,
yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do
now
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