Bedrock Anthem Lyrics

Bedrock Anthem lyrics

They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago.
They looked so
sweet and harmless.
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too
close to the microwave,
And then much to my surprise,
They grew to forty
thousand times their original size.
They started mutatin' right before my
eyes, oh my.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near
Mars.
A race from a distant place, they came in UFO's shaped just like Cuban
cigars.
Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal.
Now the whole wide world
is their exercise wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet
near Mars.
The president, he's in a panic.
The Pentagon, they're in
shock.
There's a team of research scientists.
They got 'em workin' 'round
the clock.
Now the National Guard is out in my backyard,
And the Marines
will be comin' around.
I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my
town,
'Cause the property values are goin' way down, now.
Attack of the
Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
They're back and they're
lookin' for a snack,
   and they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad
bars.
I hope they're not plannin' to stay.
Who invited them here
anyway?
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Well
well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp,
And there's one the size
of Central Park.
They're usin' telephone poles to pick their
teeth.
They're evil and nasty, and they glow in the dark.
Well don't
waste any more of your bullets, boys.
You know it just makes 'em mad when
you shoot.
They're gonna stomp us into jelly, and conquer the world.
But
you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute now.
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
What a racket they're makin', Jack,
  
they keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars.
Listen to 'em
squeal.
They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise
wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Hey,
Jack, you better watch your back,
   here come those Hamsters from a planet
near Mars.
Well, well, it's called the
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters
>From a planet,
A planet near Mars.