Plastic Surgery Lyrics

Plastic Surgery lyrics

Intro:

 Arabian Voice:Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor

 Nurse:Sit down and wait your turn

 Xzibit: Sit your ass down

 

 Saafir:

 You have, scars in your mask like Seal

 That ain't for real

 We'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit back

 

 Xzibit:

 Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel

 Same style and delivery

 Might as well have his grill

 Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants

 25 hundered get you style enhanced

 It's like...

 

 Saafir:

 This, mask right will lift your grill

 It'll put height in your mack

 Don't take to much off

 If you want a nose like Michael Jackson

 

 Xzibit:

 If you want it done right, nigga come see this

 maybe even send your bitch

 We can fix them tits

 From a C cup to a double D cup

 Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah

 

 Saafir:

 I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial

 need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial

 After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone

 Nothin' my scaple can't fix

 What kind of face you want

 

 Singing Voice:

 I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme

 

 Saafir:

 It'll cost you

 

 Singing Voice:

 But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!

 

 Saafir:

 That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone

 What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance

 Before I sit you on my gurney

 And lead you to an anestetic breather

 If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right

 Casue being fake ain't tight

 You need plastic surgury

 

 Hook:

 I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style 

 (It seems you need plastic surgury)X5

 

 Xzibit:

 I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list

 I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury

 Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases

 feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil

 And what? 

 When a nigga place pussy get fucked

 Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,

 Transfused from a junkie

 With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones

 Of all hip hop clones

 

 Ras Kass:

 I date fat girls that weight 215

 With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy

 I'm performing vinyl liposuctions

 

 Saafir:

 Phat MC

 

 Ras Kass:

 Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstruction

 Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic

 sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas

 the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick

 

 Saafir:

 This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic

 After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit

 Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic

 niggas get blasted if they plastic

 

 Hook

 

 Ras Kass:

 I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle

 Criminal Genius

 operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis

 Take it to your face like a skin graph

 rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)

 You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college 

 And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere be

 swallowin'

 Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers

 so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)

 We remain uncontested to the contender, we can 

 Million Man March all the way to December

 January, Feburary 28th

 

 Saafir:

 I, never, wash my hands

 The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick

 But I'll split you quick

 Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand

 I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip

 Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip

 on a tile that file and twist ya lips

 Like Collin Powell

 Descriptions I'm overwrite

 For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records 

 bitin', to God, send your blessings

 I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks

 and bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me

 A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients

 BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE

 You don't have an appointment or an application

 For me to attack your face in my practice

 Never lackin' when I"m insurting these plastic patches

 Seems like you need plastic surgury