I wanna be a field day for the Sundays so they can fuck up my life Embarass
my wife, and leave a bad taste That striped toothpaste can't remove on
Monday mornings I wanna be a target for the dailies so they can
show Pictures of me with a nude on page three, so lacking in
taste Touched up near the waist, looking as limp as Monday morning
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