Bald Headed Hoes Lyrics

Bald Headed Hoes lyrics

(talking)



Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you



Wrong answer again



This song is for all the mutherfuckin chicken head bitches



And we kept the mutherfuckin names the same



Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god damn shame







[Verse 1]



What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world



What are you bitch a boy or a girl?



I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is gone



You remind me of that monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones



Fucked up is how you look to Willie D



I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me



Some try to cover up by weavin it through



You ain't foolin nobody



We know your bald headed too







Chorus:



Bald Head Hoes



Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D



I see some bald headed hoes



Bald Head Hoes



Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D



I see some bald headed hoes







[Verse 2]



There should be a crime against bald head hoes



Why they want to be bald



Nobody knows



Being bald makes a gal look like a beast



Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease



Hell naw



Cause if you did you'd have some up there



Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care



Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace



Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place



Its from them Bald head hoes



They just so damn mean



The meanest ass hoes I ever seen



Ain't got no hair so they act crude



And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do



Am I right? (you right)



Hell yeah Im right



Ive seen this shit night after night



Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass bitch



You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shit







Chorus







[Verse 3]



Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe



You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so



If I cant run through her hair with my hand



Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man



So stay away you bold hickies



I know you out there



Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair



Your sister bald Zanny



Your mamma bald Eddie



I bet you even got a bald headed ass granny







Chorus







(talking)



Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe







[Verse 4]



Hair spots on a hot sunny day



Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway



I saw no hair Clair



Yesterday on the cut



Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her butt



I hope that she now, that I know it aint real



But I wont squeal not even on Andrea



Kim, Shawn or Merylinn



Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins



Something must be done



About these citizens



You ask



what will I do to support my fellow man?



Im proposing a bill



To capital hill



To kill all bald headed women at will







Chorus X2