The Haunted House Of Rock Lyrics

The Haunted House Of Rock lyrics

Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet

The last building to
your left on a dead-end street.
Youll find skeleton bones outside on the
pavement

And torture chambers down in the basement.
Cobwebs hangin'
over your head

And music bein' played by the grateful dead.
And
spinnin' on the turntables back to back

Is no other than my main man
wolfman Jack.
The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes

Is the
creature from the black lagoon.
There's a sign on the door that can't be
missed

It reads 'Enter
but at your own risk'

'Cause people
been reported goin' in the haunted house

But never again seen comin'
out.
You ask me if it's true
Ill leave it up to you

Here's an
invite
I hope I see you tonight.

We sent out invitations for weeks
and weeks

We invited in all kinds of creeps

Like Dr. Jeykl and
Mr. Hyke
the Adams family and the monster five

The invisible
man
where could he be? We know he got inside the party free.
One of these
days they're gonna catch him red-handed

If not for sneakin' in
free
for being a booty bandit.
The bartender was cute
but kinda
hairy

And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys.
He got drunk as a
skunk
and started trouble all night

But everybody knew his bark was
worse than his bite.
It was the only place for you to be

The first
200 witches in the party were free.
And all was well until the clock struck
12

Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell.

They were
screaming'
they were breakin'
they were foaming at the mouth

Just
minor side effects of the haunted house.
You'll have haunted dreams in your
sleep

You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat.
Frankenstein
was there with some crazy little chick

I think she said her name was
'Voodoo an a stick'.
She had a big fat head and a skinny body

I
couldn't be caught with her alone
let alone at a party.
Egor was there
with the monster crew
I seen everybody there except you.
Why didn't you
come
weren't yau prepared

Or could it be that you were
scared

It's just not fair that you couldn't be there

Because you
really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you

We really brought the place down
at the haunted house of rock.