Hello Operator Lyrics

Hello Operator lyrics

Hello operator...
Can you give me number nine?
Can I see you
later?
Will you give me back my dime?
Turn the oscillator,
Twist it
with a dollar bill,
Mail man bring the paper 
Leave it on my window
sill.

Find a canary,
A bird to bring my message home.
Carry my
obituary,
My coffin doesn't have a phone.
How you gonna get the
money?
Send papers to an empty home?
How you gonna get the
money?
Nobody to answer the phone.