Trigger Happy Lyrics

Trigger Happy lyrics

Trigger Happy

 Weird Al

 

 Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

 Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

 There's no feeling any greater

 Than to shoot first and ask questions later

 Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

 

 Well you can't take my guns away, I got a

 Constitutional right

 Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

 I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

 That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson

 Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

 

 CHORUS

 Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy

 Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

 (Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy

 Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

 (Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy

 Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

 Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have

 To blow you away

 

 Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

 I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

 Now why'd you have to get so mad?

 It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad

 You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

 

 Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet

 Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet

 I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

 We'll have to use him for a pencil instead

 Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

 

 CHORUS

 

 Come on and grab your ammo

 What have you got to lose?

 We'll all get liquored up

 And shoot at anything that moves

 

 Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

 Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

 I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk

 You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?

 Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

 

 CHORUS

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 From LVB10000 (lisa_vincent2002@yahoo.com)