The Weird Al Show Theme Lyrics

The Weird Al Show Theme lyrics

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al  

 And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal  

 But the sanitation workers really didn't approve  

 So he packed up his accordion and had to move  

 To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree  

 And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory  

 And he played on the company bowling team  

 And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream  

 Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream  

 But that's really not important to the story  

  

 Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist  

 With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)  

 But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number  

 Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm  

 And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave  

 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)  

 And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich  

 For what it's worth  

  

 Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan  

 When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man  

 He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free  

 And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be  

 And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV  

 So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?  

 Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show