Weird Al Phony Calls Lyrics

Phony Calls Lyrics

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening  

 And you're stuck inside the house all alone  

 That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone  

 Dial a random number up on your telephone  

 You ask if their refrigerator is running  

 Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it  

 Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from  

 They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet  

 Listen to me  

 Don't go makin' phony calls  

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to  

 I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall  

 But it's really gettin' old fast  

  

 Little Melvin has a natural obsession  

 Askin' for Prince Albert in a can  

 He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call  

 To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan  

 He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning  

 Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four  

 He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line  

 One day the phone police will be there at his door  

 Yo, hear me  

  

 Don't go makin' phony calls  

 Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to  

 Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall  

 How long is this phase gonna last?  

 Come on  

  

 Moe's bar, what'll ya eat, beat or drink?  

 Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch.  

 Hold on. I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch
lately?  

 Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and
I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick!  

  

 Don't go makin' phony calls  

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to  

 You went through the New York City phone book and prank called 'em all  

 Hope that you grow out of this fast  

  

 Dont' go makin' phony calls,  

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to  

 Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall  

 But you're just a pain in the aaa