Phoney Calls Lyrics

Phoney Calls lyrics

Phoney Calls

 Weird Al

 

 Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening 

 And you're stuck inside the house all alone 

 That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone 

 Dial a random number up on your telephone 

 You ask if their refrigerator is running 

 Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it 

 Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from 

 They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet 

 Listen to me 

 Don't go makin' phony calls 

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

 I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks up the wall 

 But it's really gettin' old fast 

 

 Little Melvin has a natural obsession 

 Askin' for Prince Albert in a can 

 He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call 

 To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan 

 He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning 

 Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four 

 He won't be laughin when they're tracin' his line 

 One day the phone police will be there at his door 

 Yo, hear me 

 

 Don't go makin' phony calls 

 Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

 Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall 

 How long is this phase gonna last? 

 Come on 

 

 Moe's bar, what'll ya eat, beat or drink? 

 Uh, yeah, hello, is Mike there? Last name Rotch. 

 Hold on. I'll check. Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch
lately? 

 Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and
I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! 

 

 Don't go makin' phony calls 

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

 You went through the New York City phone book and prank called 'em all 

 Hope that you grow out of this fast 

 

 Dont' go makin' phony calls, 

 Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to 

 Betcha think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall 

 But you're just a pain in the aaa.... 

 

 

 From LBV10000 (lisa_vincent2002@yahoo.com)