Weird Al Germs Lyrics

Germs Lyrics

Sometimes I really want to be alone  

 But that's one state I'm never in  

 Because I know that I've got millions upon millions  

 Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin  

  

 (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding  

 (Germs) But they just come right back again  

 (Germs) I can't even see'em,  

 but I know they're up to something  

 Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been!  

  

 They're all over me  

 They're inside of me  

 Can't get'em offa me  

 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  

 What do they want from me  

 What'll they do to me?  

 There's no escape for me  

 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  

  

 Now if I ever dare to go to sleep  

 That's when they start their sneak attack  

 In the morning I wake up in utter horror  

 To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque  

  

 (Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face  

 (Germs) And there's more comin' every day  

 (Germs) I never said that they could camp out on my body  

 I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away  

  

 They're all over me  

 They're inside of me  

 Can't get'em offa me  

 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  

 What do they want from me  

 What'll they do to me?  

 There's no escape for me  

 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  

  

 They're creepin' around my shorts  

 They're under the bathroom sink  

 They're ridin' inside my car  

 They're swimmin' in every drink  

 They're hidin' between my toes  

 They're lurkin' in every kiss  

 I got'em way up my nose  

 In every orifice  

 I'm gonna show them who's boss  

 I'm gonna get even yet  

 Just gimme some Lysol spray  

 Just hand me a moist towelette  

 Don't tell me I'm paranoid  

 I know that they're after me  

 Look under the microscope  

 See??  

  

 They're all over me  

 They're inside of me  

 Can't get'em offa me  

 I'm covered with... microscopic bacteria  

 What do they want from me  

 What'll they do to me?  

 There's no escape for me  

 I'm crawling with... microscopic bacteria  

  

 They're all over me  

 I can feel'em all over me  

 Over every part of me  

 Microscopic bacteria  

 I know they're watching me  

 They're always watching me  

 They're coming after me  

 Microscopic bacteria  

 Won't somebody help  

 Please sombody help me  

 You've got to believe me  

 They're out to get me  

 They wanna control me  

 They wanna destroy me  

 They're tryin' to kill me  

 It kind of upsets me