E-bay Lyrics

E-bay lyrics

(musical intro)

 

 A used

 Pink bathrobe,

 A rare

 mint snowglobe,

 A Smuf

 TV tray

 

 I bought

 On E-Bay...

 

 My house

 Is filled with

 This crap

 Shows up in

 

 Bubble wrap,

 Most every day.

 

 What I bought

 On E-bay...

 

 Tell me why

 I need another pet rock!

 

 Tell my why

 I got that Alph alarm clock!

 

 Tell me why

 I bid on Shatner's old tupee!

 

 They had it

 On E-bay...

 

 I'll buy

 Your knick-nack.

 Just check

 My feedback.

 

 A-plus-pluss

 They all say.

 

 

 They love me

 On E-Bay...

 

 Gonna buy:

 A slightly damaged golf pack,

 Some Beanie Babies

 New with tax,

 

 From some guy

 I've never met in Norway

 Found him

 On E-Bay.

 

 I am the type

 Who is liable to snipe you

 With two seconds left

 To go

 

 Woah

 

 Got Paypal or Visa

 Whatever'll please ya

 As long as I got

 The dough!

 

 I'll buy

 Your chatchkeys.

 Sell me

 Your watch, please.

 

 I'll buy, I'll buy,

 I'll buy, I'll buy...

 

 I'm highest bidder!

 

 Junk keeps arriving

 In the mail

 From that

 world-wide garage sail

 

 Hey! A Dukes of Hazard ash tray!

 I bought it on E-bay...

 

 Wanna buy?

 A Packman Feaver lunch box?

 A case of vintage tube socks?

 A kleenex used by Dr. Dre?

 

 They had it

 On E-Bay...

 

 Wanna buy?

 That Farrah Fawcett poster?

 Pez dispencers and a toaster?

 

 Don't know why

 The kind of stuff you'd throw away,

 

 I'll buy

 On E-Bay...

 

 What I bought

 On E-Bay...

 

 (music fades out)