Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Lyrics

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars lyrics

They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago 

They looked so
sweet and harmless 

Tell me, how was I to know 

They got a little
too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise 

They grew to
forty thousand times their original size 

They started mutatin' right
before my eyes 

Oh my 



Attack of the radioactive hamsters
from a planet near Mars 

A race from a distant place 

They came in
UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars 

Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em
squeal 

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel 

Attack of
the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 



The president,
he's is a panic 

The pentagon, they're in shock 

There's a team of
research scientists They got 'em workin' 'round the clock 

Now the
National Guard is out in my back yard 

And the Marines'll be comin'
around 

I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town 

'Cause
the property values are goin' way down now 



Attack of the
radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 

They're back and they're
lookin' for a snack 

And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad
bars 

I hope they're not plannin' to stay 

Who invited them here
anayway 

Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars 



Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp 

And
there's one the size of central park 

They're using telephone pole to
pick their teeth 

They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark 

Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys 

You know it just makes
'em mad when you shoot 

They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the
world 

But you gotta admit, theyc12