Rice Rice Baby Lyrics

Rice Rice Baby lyrics

rice, rice baby



rice, rice baby







alright stop, grab a table and a menu 



ice is back in his oriental venu



hungry, for a little chop sui 



i want chinese , not hong kong fui



you know what you want



yo, cant decide



colum a, colum b



i like fried



barbeque spare ribs



my fingers im licken' 



waiten' for the course



kung pow chicken



spicey



i mean hot like a stir fry



if you cant take it



order moo goo guy



pan



means chicken and mushroom



and while your on the soup



the food is here to soon



no substitute and betcha get hot tea



but you get 



they say vegetable



 but that means snow pea



if i get dessert



yo i deserve it



check out the chow while the waiter serves it



rice, rice baby



rice rice baby



your eating sweat and sour



 but you will be hungry in less then an hour



use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter



fingers were made for a poo poo platter



egg rolling



with foo young



my dinner is cooking like connie chung



noodles on standby



chow mein nearby



eggdrop



no im a wonton soup guy



soy sauce



hot mustard smokin 



 my plate is clean



and my fortune cookie broken



bustin a bite of mongolian beef



get a mint toothpick for my 



teethtakeout leftover low mein



if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain



if i get dessert yo i desserve 



check out the chow while the waiter serves it



 rice,rice baby



rice, rice baby



yo man lets get out of here



tip tip the waitress



rice rice baby to go



rice rice baby to go