My Baby`s In Love With Eddie Vedder Lyrics

My Baby`s In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more  

 Ever since she saw his poster in that record store  

 She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy  

 She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y  

 She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare  

 Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire  

  

 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

 She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder  

 Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her  

 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

  

 Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim  

 I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him  

 What a pain in the butt to have so much success  

 Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press  

 But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor  

 Like he's some bit tortured genius  

 and I'm some kinda wiener  

  

 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

 She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder  

 Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?  

 Now my baby's in love with--  

 I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

 Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder  

  

 I knew we were headin' for disaster  

 When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster  

 Now she's got an unrequited adoration  

 For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated  

 spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation  

  

 Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel  

 And I don't boycott the music video channel  

 And I just can't compete with all that money and fame  

 But I know two can paly at this kinda game  

 Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get  

 When I start stalking Alanis Morissette  

  

 Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

 She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder  

 Once she was mine but now I better just forget her  

 'Cause my baby's in love with--  

 I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder  

 Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?  

 If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her  

 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder