I Remember Larry Lyrics

I Remember Larry lyrics

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door 

 Well, he always was the neighborhood clown 

 Like the time he pulled my pants off 

 And he took those color pictures 

 And posted copies all over town 

 Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn 

 Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight till dawn 

 What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around 

 Boy, what a joker 

 What a funny, funny guy 

 I'll never forget about Larry 

 No matter how I try 

  

 Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 

 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo 

 And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap 

 And filled my toothpaste tube up glue 

 All those wedgies he gave 

 All those shoestrings he tied 

 All those brownies he made with the Ex-Lax inside 

 Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you 

  

 Boy, what a joker 

 What a funny, funny guy 

 I'll never forget about Larry 

 No matter how I try 

  

 You know I couldn't help but laugh 

 Even though he treated me like slime 

 Remember when he cut my car in half? 

 Well, he really got me good that time! 

  

 Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house 

 Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag 

 Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest 

 And stuffed him in a big plastic bag 

 If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say 

 But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today 

 He would have to agree with me 

 It was a pretty good gag 

  

 Oh boy, what a joker 

 What a funny, funny guy 

 I'll never forget about Larry 

 No matter how I try 

 Oh boy, what a joker 

 What a funny, funny guy 

 I'll never forget about Larry 

 No matter how I try 

 No matter how I try 

  

 Oh, I remember Larry