Grapefruit Diet Lyrics

Grapefruit Diet lyrics

Who's that waddlin' down the street?  

 It's just me, 'cause I love to eat  

 Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham  

 Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!  

 Every picture of me's  

 Gotta be an aerial view  

 Now my doctor tells me  

 There's just one thing left to do--  

  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Throw out the pizza and beer  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Might seem a little severe  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear  

 Blow, flatty!  

  

 Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce  

 Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss  

 Walked down an alley and I got stuck  

 I got more rolls than a pastry truck  

 When I'm all done eating  

 I eat a little more  

 When I leave a room  

 First I gotta grease the door  

  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Can't have another eclair  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 I gotta decrease my derriere  

  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet  

  

 No more pie now  

 No more creme brulee  

 Lay off the gravy  

 And souffle  

 No french fri-yi-yies now  

 No ice cream parfait  

 Mr. Cheese Nacho  

 Stay away  

  

 Oh, I think I'd sell my soul  

 For a triple patty melt  

 But I need a boomerang  

 When I put on my belt  

  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Lay off the 3 Musketeers  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Until my big booty disappears  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears  

 Grapefruit Diet (Diet)  

 'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years  

  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet  

 I'm on a Grapefruit Diet