Cavity Search Lyrics

Cavity Search lyrics

Listenin' to the Muzak  

 Hearin' people scream  

 Sittin' in the waiting room  

 Readin' crappy magazines  

 With a toothache  

 This is it, pal  

 Root canal  

 My molars are impacted  

 I'm gettin' gum disease  

 I'm gonna need some fillings  

 Got twelve cavities  

 Can you help me  

 Have mercy  

 Doctor, please  

  

 My teeth are a fright  

 Got a huge overbite  

 Numb me, drill me  

 Floss me, bill me  

  

 You jab at my nerve endings  

 It's driving me insane  

 Just give me nitrous oxide  

 Shoot me up with novocaine  

 Help me out here  

 'Cause I'm in severe  

 Pain  

 Please stop for a bit  

 Now let me rinse and spit  

 Numb me, drill me  

 Floss me, bill me  

  

 You validate my parking  

 I think that I'm okay  

 But you my one more appointment for  

 A week from Saturday  

 'Cause you came upon  

 A little problem on  

 My x-ray  

 Oy vey!  

  

 It's getting absurd  

 Well, I hope I'm insured, now  

 Numb me, drill me  

 Floss me, bill me