Callin` In Sick Lyrics

Callin` In Sick lyrics

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time  

 Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm  

 Gonna hack and cough and wheeze  

 Swear I've got some strange disease  

 What's that little twerp gonna say?  

 Hey  

 I'm callin' in sick today  

 Callin' in sick today  

  

 I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp  

 I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes to Camp"  

 I could sit and count my hair  

 I could burp my Tupperware  

 I'm not busy now anyway  

 Hey  

  

 I'm callin' in sick today  

 Callin' in sick today  

 Ain't goin' to work, no way  

 Callin' in sick today  

  

 I can do anything I want to  

 I am invincible now  

 I'm on fire, baby  

 I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?  

 I'm alive!  

  

 Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun  

 And trying not to squint  

 Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from  

 My belly button lint  

 When I'm sick of takin' abuse  

 I just make up some lame excuse  

 Freedom's just seven digits away  

 Hey  

  

 I'm callin' in sick today  

 Callin' in sick today  

 Ain't goin' to work, no way  

 Callin' in sick today