No Man`s Mamma Lyrics

No Man`s Mamma lyrics

You may wonder what's the reason 

 For this great big smile; 

 Say, I haven't been so happy 

 In the longest while! 

 Got a big load off my mind, 

 Here's the papers, sealed and signed; 

 And the judge was nice and kind, 

 All through the trial. 

 This ends the five-year war, 

 I'm sweet Miss Waters once more! 

 

 I can come when I please, I can go when I please, 

 I can flit, fly and flutter like the birds in the trees, 

 Because I'm no man's mamma now! 

 Hey, hey! 

 

 I can say what I like, I can do what I like, 

 I'm a gal who is on a matrimonial strike; 

 Which means, I'm no man's mamma now! 

 

 I'm screamin', "There, I know how 

 A fella feels gettin' out of jail," 

 I've got twin beds, 

 But I take pleasure in announcin' one's for sale! 

 

 Am I makin' it plain? I will never again 

 Drag around another ball and chain! 

 I'm through, 

 Because, I'm no man's mamma now! 

 

 I can smile, I can wink, I can go take a drink, 

 And I don't have to worry what my hubby will think! 

 Because, I'm no man's mamma now! 

 Get it fixed! 

 

 I can spend if I choose, I can play and sing the blues, 

 There's nobody messing with my ones and my twos, 

 Because, I'm no man's mamma now! 

 

 You know that there was a time 

 I used to think that men were grand, 

 But no more for mine, 

 I've gone and labeled my apartment 

 "No Man's Land!" 

 

 I got rid of my cat, 'cause my cat's name was Pat, 

 Won't even have a mailbox in my flat! 

 Because, I'm no man's mamma now!