Star Trek Intro Lyrics

Star Trek Intro lyrics

Beeping of alert signal.
Ensign:  Captain, the transporters ready.
Captain:  That's hip.  Lieutenant Marvin, what is the condition
of the planets surface?
Marvin:  It is difficult to be precise.  However, my instruments
indicate a condition of extreme rigor mortis, spreading rapidly
 
throughout the population.  Highly illogical, Captain.  
Captain:  A bunch of stiffs, huh?  Well, set coordinates for, ah,
Chocolate City, and have a landing party of nine men beam down
immiediately, with phasers set on funk-funk!