Chainsaw Mama (c) 1993 Lyrics

Chainsaw Mama (c) 1993 lyrics

Drinking Yukon Jack in a Northwestern bar I noticed her eyes and the size of her
scars I got a little closer just to be near When I hear her scream out for
another two beers Gathered my courage and told her she was fine Found she
worked with Nature and I lost my mind Tree huggers suck but I caught a whiff of
gas She told me her job and knocked me on my as* She was a chainsaw mama Working
in the forest green A chainsaw mama the best woman I've ever seen What a
chainsaw mama Cutting trees all day A chainsaw mama and she wants my log today
She talked low and hard about her hearty  job Enough to make enviromentalists
sob Then she grabbed me tight and told me her desire For me to take her out and
set her woods afire. We left that bar headed for the Great North Woods And in
that chilly air she showed me her goods. I'd better be hot, she had no time for
fools Or she will drop me flat for her power tools. She's just a chainsaw mama
the kind you'd like to please A chainsaw mama Arms as thick as trees My lovely
chainsaw mama More than just a fling A hearty chainsaw mama Love her axe swing
Sawdust flew up into the cold night air she won three of five falls but she
don't fight fair I pinned her once, but she flashed me her tattoo And I lost it
when I read "Paul Bunyan was here too!" If you've got the strength and the
stamina friend Come to the Great Northwest where the land just ends And find
yourself a lucious logging babe And never ever try to misbehave cause she's a
chainsaw mama don't screw em up pal Oh lovely chainsaw mama Or you'll end up
like the spotted owl Gas powered Chainsaw mama My heart and groin both stir For
my chainsaw mama Whenever she cries "Timber!" (repeat random choruses)