Cringemaker Lyrics

Cringemaker lyrics

What ever happened to my college belle

When did she turn into the wife
from hell



Cringemaker

What are we coming to

Cringemaker

What have they done to you



In the beginning
we rode high on the hog

Down in the kitchen now it's dog eat dog



Our little Cringemaker up on the second floor

Sweet little
Cringemaker

Hey listen cringemaker who locked the bedroom door

Sweet little Cringemaker

Sweet little Cringemaker



And
every time I go to make my play

She rolls mighty boulders in my way



Say little cringemaker it's such a bumpy ride

Hey little
cringemaker thought you were on my side



And every time I get to
have my say

She just laughs and looks the other way



Oh
little cringemaker this time you hurt my pride

Sweet little
cringemaker

Say little cringemaker where am I gonna hide

Sweet
little Cringemaker

Sweet little cringemaker



Nobody told us
when we started out

Just what this life is really all about

Sometimes I wonder and you do too

If I could do it all over would I

Still do it all over you



She calls me Daddy and I just go
numb

Down in the bottom where the love comes from

Sweet little
cringemaker what happened on the way

Sweet little cringemaker to where we
are today



I try to figure but I'm way too dumb

How we got
here from where we started from

Cringe I guess we always knew

Swee'
little who we would turn into

Sweet little Cringemaker