Synchronicity Lyrics

Synchronicity lyrics

Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed

By the way you
walked and talked and spoke and smoked an dressed

You actually seemed to
like me and so naturally I presumed

You were after that thing, it’s the
one thing, it’s assumed



So I wined and dined you, hey, I love that
kind of stuff

And we blabbed about our backgrounds, how family life is
rough

We spoke of what we dreamed of, what we thought of, what we
did

Midway through the second bottle I admitted I had kids



But
nothing seemed to throw you though I know you better now

At the time my
minor crime was figuring out how

To get you in my hotel room unclothed and
in my bed

And proceed with the unspeakable, it’s better left
unsaid



We went to see a friend of your and watch me on TV 

Sheer
coincidence you said, synchronicity

A full moon on a Friday night, the
thirteenth of July

A man and two women in a room and on the screen the
guy



Your friend, she liked me on the show, yeah she was snowed for
sure

Her body language got obscene, her demeanor less than pure

You
started venting something wearing spleen upon your sleeve

You got sort of
nervous, kind of anxious, had to leave



You told me on the freeway that
you didn’t sleep with men

I put two and two together…and I asked about
your friend

It turns out she    and though she loved my show

She too
preferred the fairer sex—I absorbed the blow



It turns out that you
did like men but didn’t like their things

That hang down and all the
hang-ups being with them always brings

My brother is so practical; this is
what he said:

“You should have asked if it was cool to watch them both in
bed�