Drunk Tank Lyrics

Drunk Tank lyrics

I'm a member of the drunk tank Sometimes three days a week I'm a member of the
drunk tank There's room reserved for me Happy hour every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it sociably Every night the same old thing I get
behind the wheel I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill Something's
wrong I'm waking up Out on the concrete floor Hey, excuse me officer Will you
show me to the door I'll pay a fine and promise never again And if I lose my
job I'll be drinking by profession I'll never drink again .. Lose my license
for a year Is part of the consequence Then enroll in A.A. With all my drinking
friends It doesn't matter, it's OK There's no need for regrets Because I know
in no time That I'll be drinking again