When You`re Evil Lyrics

When You`re Evil lyrics

When the Devil is too busy

 And Death's a bit too much

 They call on me by name you see,

 For my special touch.

 To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune

 To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize

 But call me by any name

 Any way it's all the same

 

 I'm the fly in your soup

 I'm the pebble in your shoe

 I'm the pea beneath your bed

 I'm a bump on every head

 I'm the peel on which you slip

 I'm a pin in every hip

 I'm the thorn in your side

 Makes you wriggle and writhe

 And it's so easy when you're evil

 This is the life, you see

 The Devil tips his hat to me

 I do it all because I'm evil

 And I do it all for free

 Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

 

 While there's children to make sad

 While there's candy to be had

 while there's pockets left to pick

 While there's grannies to trip down the stairs

 I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner

 It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it

 'Cause there's one born every minute

 

 I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark

 And I promise on my damned soul

 To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub

 Has never seen a soldier quite like me

 Not only does his job, but does it happily.

 

 I'm the fear that keeps you awake

 I'm the shadows on the wall

 I'm the monsters they become

 I'm the nightmare in your skull

 I'm a dagger in your back

 An extra turn on the rack

 I'm the quivering of your heart

 A stabbing pain, a sudden start.



And it's so easy when you're evil

 This is the life, you see

 The Devil tips his hat to me

 I do it all because I'm evil

 And I do it all for free

 Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

 Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

And I do it all for free

 Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

 

 It gets so lonley being evil

 What I'd do to see a smile

 Even for a little while

 And no one loves you when you're evil

 I'm lying though my teeth!

 Your tears are all the company I need