The Sexy Data Tango Lyrics

The Sexy Data Tango lyrics

If while you're out in space, love

You're horney as a tart

Take a tip from a security cheif, love

That fat slut Tasha Yar 

She discovered the pleasures of Data

He became her sexual pet



Cause



He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct



He's defiant with his thrusters will explode in your wormhole

and he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold

his multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift 

and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit



So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct



He gently massages your gel packs

while he replicates some lube

then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube

so lower your shields spread your necells to make room for his craft

as he thrusts his delta flyer to your big fat juicy aft 



So if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct



His pelvis a tireless engine he skhakes it when he struts

He's full of dilithium crystals in his bulbs and in his nuts

He too likes to be pleasured

He will put you on your knees

And if you're into disgrace 

He'll cover your face with his andriod anti-freeze



so if you're a filthy horta datas your bestest bet

He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional and anatomically correct