Parental Guidance Lyrics

Parental Guidance lyrics

Well I say, well I say one thing

And then it ends up another

And I can't be bothered

‘Cause today, well it could be the first

But then it could be the worst

‘Cause I heard my parents fuck



And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)

Yeah



Late one night

Woke up to get some water

But I heard my parents

Trying for another daughter

I didn't think

My dad could still get it up

But from the noises they were making

Someone was sure getting fucked



And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)



(I guess the proper time has come to say

I am very proud of you son)



Yeah, yeah, yeah

What's wrong with you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's nothing new

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Granlikes it too

Yeah, yeah, yeah

When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too



When I was watching the telly

I looked up at dad’s shelf

And saw some KY jelly

Well the thoughts

Well they weren't a lot of fun

When you get the funny feeling

Mummy takes it up the bum



And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Whoa)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)



Well I guess

It's ‘cause of them I’m here

But before I go on

I should make one thing clear

How could they

Ever put me through this?

‘Cause seeing your parents fucking

Is worse than drinking piss



And I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (Oh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (Oh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw