White Picket Fence Lyrics

White Picket Fence lyrics

Out the door she walked slamming it behind her I'm dialing the telephone. dying
just to find her there I sit; master of all I survey "she'll crawl back on her
hands and knees someday" so I punched a hole in the wall with my fist put on
Julie London and I knocked back a fifth "how come this sh*t always happens to
me, when I'm such a f**king sweetheart it's a mystery." I walked upstairs fell
flat on my face passed out and dreamed of a beautiful place and when everything
seemed to be going my way I woke up in a puddle of puke where I lay. I put the
sheets in the washer took the covers to the cleaners as my head pounds, I get
impatient and meaner back at the houe I put the Tar Babies on pulled out the
poker and cleaned out the bong and as the resin stars rising to my head Ralphy
starts thinking he'd be better off dead somehow my life just seems so
incomplete waking up alone in the pukey sheets. Well I'm not stupid just a
little bit dense when I'm wondering where the heck is my white picket fence,
house in the 'burbs with the 2.3 brats instead of living here with the vomit
and the rats. Well now I'm sitting here in my dingy little hovel and I'm
wishing that my life was a romance novel sweep me off my feet, baby take me
away (I crawled back on my hands and knees today) happily ever after we can
live in my castle even though dealing with me is just hassle after hassle I'll
put up Mantovani we could dance on the ceiling while I play out the same scene
once more with feeling. What's my motivation? it don't make no sense where the
heck is my white picket fence? I thought love was gonna save my life there
ought to be a law against me having a wife so out the door she walked slamming
it behind her.