The Haibrush Song Lyrics

The Haibrush Song lyrics

From Episode 3--Are You My Neighbor Narrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry,
having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having
no success, Larry cries out .." Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is
my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where,
oh, where, oh, where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?" Narrator: "Having heard his
cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of
Larry in a towel, Pa regains his composure and reports ..." Pa: "I think I saw a
hairbrush back there!" Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my
hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where,
back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?" Narrator: "Having heard
his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus enters the scene. Shocked and slightly
embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Junior regains his composure and
comments ..." Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"
Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him. No hair?
What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his
hairbrush? Larry wonders ..." Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my
hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back
there, no hair .. for my hairbrush." Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob
the Tomato enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of
Larry in a towel, Bob regains his composure and confesses ..." Bob: "Larry,
that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need
it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the Peach - 'cause
he's got hair!" Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back
and laments .." Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor
hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair,
not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!" Narrator: "Having heard his lament,
the Peach enters the scene. Himself in a towel, both Larry and the Peach are
shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing
Larry's generosity, the Peach is thankful ..." Peach: "Thanks for the
hairbrush." Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.
Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush,
calls out ..." Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush.
Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take
care, take care ... of my hairbrush." Narrator: "The end!"