Stuff Mart Rap Lyrics

Stuff Mart Rap lyrics

Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! Check it out!



Salesman #1: If you want a big hat



Salesman #2 and #3: We got that!



Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue



Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too!



Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok?



Salesman #2 and #3: They're in stock!



And if you need refrigerators

To keep extra mashed potatoes

Or a giant air compressor

To blow fruit flies off your dresser

Or a dehydrated strudel

Or a nose ring for your poodle

Or a five pound can of tuna

And some flippers to go scuba



Scuba! Scuba! Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!

Here we go, scuba! Come on!



Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose



Salesman #2 and #3: We got those!



Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree



Salesman #2 and #3: We got three!



Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck



Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check!



But if you need a window scraper

And a gross of toilet paper

Or a rachet set and pliers

And surround sound amplifiers

And a solar turkey chopper

Or a padded gopher bopper

Flannel shirts for looking grungy

And some rope for goin' bunji



Bunji! Bunji! Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!

Here we go, bunji! Come on!