I Love My Lips Lyrics

I Love My Lips lyrics

I Love My Lips

Narrator:
And now it’s time for Silly Songs with
Larry, the part 
of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

One day while talking with Dr. Archibald Larry confronts 
one of his
deepest fears….

Larry: 
If my lips ever left my
mouth,
Packed a bag and headed south,
That’d be too bad,
I’d be so sad.

Dr. Archibald:
I see, that’d be too bad,
you’d be so sad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr.
Archibald:
Alrighty.

Larry:
If my lips said “Adios, 
I
don’t like you, I think you’re gross.�
That’d be
too bad, I might get mad.

Dr. Archibald:
Hm, that’d be too
bad, you might get mad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr.
Archibald:
Fascinating.

Larry:
If my lips moved to Duluth
Left
a mess and took my tooth.
That’d be too bad, I’d call my
Dad.

Dr. Archibald:
Oh dear, that’d be too bad, you’d
call your dad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr.
Archibald:
Hold it. Did you say your father? Facinating! 
So what
you’re saying is if your lips left you?

Larry:
That’d
be too bad, I’d be so sad.
I might get mad, I call my
Dad.
That’d be too bad.

Dr. Archibald:
That’d be too
bad?

Larry:
That’d be too bad.

Dr.
Archibald:
Why?

Larry:
Because I love my lips. (makes noises in
tune with his lips)

Dr. Archibald:
Oh my! This is more serious than I
thought. 
Larry, what do you see here?

Larry:
Um, that looks like a
lip.

Dr. Archibald:
What about this?

Larry:
It’s a
lip.

Dr. Archibald:
And this?

Larry:
It’s a lip,
it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip,
it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip,
it’s a lip, it’s a lip, lip, lip
It’s a lip,
it’s a lip, lip, lip.

Dr. Archibald:
Larry, tell me about your
childhood.

Larry:
When I was just two years old, 
I left my lips
out in the cold.
And they turned blue,
What could I do?

Dr.
Archibald:
Oh dear. They turned blue, 
What could you
do?

Larry:
Oh, They turned blue.

Dr. Archibald:
I
see.

Larry:
On the day I got my tooth,
I had to kiss my Great Aunt
Ruth.
She had a beard and it felt weird.

Dr. Archibald:
My, my, she
had a beard
And it felt weird?

Larry:
She had a beard.

Dr.
Archibald:
Oh!

Larry:
Ten days after I turned 8,
Got my lips
stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed…

And I just stood there
until the fire department came 
and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had
to spend 
the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar 
who
got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t 
even talk to
each other until the fifth week because both 
our lips were so swollen and
when he did start speaking 
he just spoke polish and I only knew like three
words in polish 
except now I know four because Oscar taught me the 
word
for lip, “Usta�.

Dr. Archibald:
Your friends all laughed.
Usta. How do you spell that?

Larry:
I don’t know.

Dr.
Archibald:
So what you’re saying is that when you were
young?

Larry:
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard,
and it felt weird.
My friends all laughed, usta.

Dr.
Archibald:
I’m confused.

Larry:
I love my
lips!

(Larry makes noises with his lips while Dr. 
Archibald tries to
get his attention.)

Dr. Archibald:
Uh, Larry. Larry. Wait Larry,
Larry! That’s about enough, thank you. 

(voice over of
Narrator)

Narrator:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in
next week 
when we hear Larry say –

Larry:
Have I ever told
you how I feel about my nose?

Dr. Archibald:
Oh, look at the
time!

(fades out with Larry continuing to make noises with his lips)