If A Girl Answers Hang Up Lyrics

If A Girl Answers Hang Up lyrics

V: Brenda how we gonna get to the party?

Call up Jimmy.He's got a car.

And what if a girl answers?

Hang up

Hang up nothin' Jimmy said I was his girl

Honey dont you know everyones Jimmy's girl

Brenda I know better then anybody

Well if a girl answers dont hang up just talk about it



Hello - this is Vanity is Jimmy home

Yes but he's taking a shower

Oh I see did he just take out the trash

No that was something he use to do now he's taking out me

Oh I see well tell him he left his pants over here last night

Thats ok you keepem' he wont be needing them tonight

Oh whats the matter is he going swimming

Why no we was gonna go but he said he did that last night

Well sugar I know about a great party, why dont you bring us your car

So sorry baby I never go to singles bars

Single is that what you think, Tramp I'm taking your dad

Oh he died about 7 years back now aint that just to bad

Well thats how we like them, tall stiff and ready. Thats positivly more then I
can say for dead Jimmy

Thats because he was swollowing vitamin E now he's swollowing me

Oh you mean you were swollowing him, why dont you just tie a mattress to your
back

I'm gonna need it cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart
attack

All thats gonna fall is the wig off your head..now what ya think about that

I think I'd rather wear a wig then run a motel for roaches, ants and lice, dogs
and cats in my hat



BRENDA:

Hey thats gone to far here give me the phone

Hey tramp take a bath and puke.

Whats more you can kiss where the sun dont shine, if that dont work we can
duke.

You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with
himself

None of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.

If I wasnt a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new face

then take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love it 

cause you got no taste.

And if that dont work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like
now

Honey I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.

Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a car

cause as far as I can see he cant afford to buy the beat of this star

There is two things we cant stand

Ones a jive talk man

the other is a jive talk man with no money 

can you dig it

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