Pizza Tran Lyrics

Pizza Tran lyrics

The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to
our
town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by
his daughter
Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the
friggin' screen
Chorus: They said no, they said no way. Not in my Back yard
he can not stay
That eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's
livin' by me there's
no way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender
He bought a house
disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the
party we like to throw
for new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't
play the lead from "Tattooed
Love Boys" Chorus A man has got the
right to homestead anywhere he can but
that just begs the question, What
exactly is a man? Blond Frankenstein with
Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify
So we must live free of this Hall & Oats
reject or die Chorus