Grandpas Last Xmas Lyrics

Grandpas Last Xmas lyrics

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it
might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been
dying ever since I was nine. - I don't mean no disrespect because he's old and
mean. - But how come we invite him when he always makes a scene? - Tell me -
Why Does, he hit me with his cane? - And why should I get him a gift if he
doesn't know my name? - How come, he always calls me "Kate" - and forgets his
dentures on his dinner plate? - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's
what Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might
be dead, so be nice. - What can I say to someone 300 years old? - When he seems
so content staring at the jello mold. - Please Mom, let me go out and play - or
soon I will go deaf like him from hearing him complain. - I know, his life's
been long and hard - but he deserves some quiet and peace in a nice graveyard -
Grandpa, I love you just the same - But I know that you won't be happy until you
drive us all insane - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - That's what
Mother said. - This could be Grandpa's last Christmas - And soon he might be
dead, so be nice. - be nice...to Grandpa...cuz he's old....and he smells, - and
he's gonna die soon...be nice to Grandpa