Vandals The 43210-1 Lyrics

43210-1 Lyrics

4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1!

Stop!
Pretending you're even having fun,
You
just stand there looking dumb
And bored with your thumb in your
ass...
(You're better than that!)

For once in your life,
Before
you retire
Be the leader of the choir,
Set your pubic hair on fire just
because...
(You feel like it!)

Be that moron screaming in the
crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be too loud for
me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
'Cause we're only gettin'
started.

(Dance and bleed,
Karate chop,
And pray good times will
never
Stop!)

Oh boy, is this great.
Don't hesitate,
Grab your
feces like an ape,
And finally celebrate just because.

Finally talk
to a girl,
Throw your dream journal in the urinal,
'Cause with tap shoes
and a girdle
Dreams really can come true...
(You're living
proof!)

Be that moron screaming in the
crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be too loud for
me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
'Cause we're only gettin'
started...
Oh yeah, we're only gettin'
started.

Stop!
Go!
Stop!
4, 3, 2, 1, 0,
-1!

Participate,
It's the end of the wait,
Show up
late,
Masturbate,
Tell your date you're in shape,
Though you're
not.

Take off your shirt,
Eat a fistful of dirt,
Never
learn,
Get a sunburn,
'Cause it looks good on you.

Be that moron
screaming in the crowd,
"Hey!"
This shit could never ever be
too loud for me,
So help us help you armpit fart,
'Cause we're only
gettin' started...
Oh yeah, we're only gettin' started...
Yeah, we're
only gettin' started.

(Dance and bleed,
Karate chop,
And pray good
times will never
Stop!
Pretending.)