What God Said Lyrics

What God Said lyrics

I talked to God and god said "Hey!
             I've got a lot of things to
say
               write it down this very day
            and spread the
word in every way."
           I talked to God and here¹s the deal:
     
      He said to floss between each meal
            Drive with both hands on
the wheel
          and on the first date don¹t cop a feel
              
           Chorus
      I talked to God and God said...nothing special
   
  I talked to God and God said...nothing special
          I talked to God
and God said nothing
             that we shouldn't already know
        
         shouldn¹t already know
        And talked to God and here's what he
said:
               "wear a helmet on your head
               when you
ride a bike instead
            or you'll crash and end up dead."
       
      I asked God for the Holy Word
                ageless wisdom never
heard
              He just said to feed the birds
           love your
pets, clean up their turds
                          Chorus
           I
talked to God and God said "John,
               I let them kill my only
son
               and my creation's so undone
              that I can't
help out everyone
             But if you¹re looking for advice
         
    you don't need to ask me twice
           start with the basics: just be
nice
         and see if that makes things all right."