Meatshake Lyrics

Meatshake lyrics

"I've been havin MeatShake for forty years"



"I love MeatShake!"



"Meat and shake, that's all I need, m-hm"



"I have MeatShake every day at school"



"Look, when I'm hungry I need some meat

I don't need none of that rabbit food they're servin over at Veggie
Hut"



"Meat to the Shizzake"



"Bro, I down lots of MeatShakes, man"



"I'd love to taste the secret"



"Lunch break, only got a half an hour

Gotta get something in my system, I go to MeatShake"



"Eat at MeatShake!"



"Taste the secret at MeatShaaaaake, hey"



"MeatShakes are so soft, I can eat em without my dentures"



Well hi, welcome to MeatShake where you can 'taste the secret'

And when I tell you what it is, you won't believe it

There's something special in our food you'll taste when you start eating it

Everything we serve has meat in it



But don't you serve french fries and a vegetable plate?

It all has meat (What?)

What about the green salad and the cookies you bake?

Everything has meat (Oh...)

It's nice and tender

Mixed in a blender

Don't you want some meat? (Yeah)

So hot and steamy

Yet smooth and creamy

Come and get your meat (Hey)



Now when your body's hungerin, drive on down and stumble in

Come on, give us half a chance, I promise that you'll come again

If you're not carniverous consider us a challenge

You're too lean and need some proteine, we got it by the gallons

Rest assured our healthy indiscriminating guests prefer

The sweet and meaty morsels we concoct behind my register

Giving good service plus a smile in a paper hat

Our competition's food is crap, who would wanna pay for that?

Please try a beef pie, top it with some meat fries

And a classic MeatShake, baked until the grease dried

40 cents more, you can have your meal meat-sized

Plus you get three tries, scratch and win a free prize

All except you vegan men who need to be leavin and

Head into the Veggie Hut where you can eat some leaf and gran

That is unless of course you wanna taste the secret sin

Come on, breathe it in, you can use your teeth again

Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you

Cows gotta die too, don't let them survive you

There's an offer for a free shake when you buy two

Lasts while supplies do, thanks, please drive through



Skinny mini or a beefcake

Hey, you don't need steak, get a MeatShake!

You want a meaty meal but your teeth ache

Hey for Pete's sake, get a MeatShake!

You're gonna take your girl on a cheap date

And you're a cheapskate, so get a MeatShake!

When you purchase a combo meal you receive a souvenir keepsake

Get a MeatShake!



Offer for free souvenir keepsake for a limited time only

at participating MeatShake stores in your area

The MeatShake Corporation is in no way responsible for

high blood pressure, heart disease or bad body odor

MeatShake!



"Mmhh... I better go taste the secret right now"