Captain Lubritron Lyrics

Captain Lubritron lyrics

I was abducted by an alien while I was walking home one day

We took a ride
around the sun and then we cruised the milky way

He looked like Elvis
Presley must have looked before he died

But he was quite a pleasant
fellow so I thanked him for the ride

He told me of a time when battles
they would not be fought

Instead of waging wars governments would just be
bought

And sold to the highest bidder I said you're such a kidder

Go
figure



Calling captain lubritron

Calling snizz



I
was talking to an old man 

Hoping that I'd understand

The only thing
I learned that day 

Was that he didn't give damn

I'm holding on for
heaven's sake looking for some kinda break

I'll pass on all the bullshit
I've had all I can take

I'm trying to do the right thing I'm hanging by a
kite string

Walking on a tight rope seeing what the future brings



Calling captain lubritron

Calling snizz