Sleepytime Cartoon Lyrics

Sleepytime Cartoon lyrics

Coming home late from work, standing outside in the dark,
It's three o'clock
and I'm fumbling for my keys.
I ought to fix that front porch light, maybe
tomorrow I'll remember
Then I laugh when I remember that I won't.
Maybe
it's wasting time, the way I'm spending mine,
Guess I should get something
done.
While everyone's asleep, I claim that time for me,
And it's too
dark to be mowing that lawn.
Pickin' up pork chop bones left on the floor by
my bad dog
Mumbling to myself.
Take a look in the fridge, grab some
Tostitos and picante sauce
And I'm headed for my chair.
Maybe it's
wasting time, the way I'm spending mine,
Guess I should get something
done.
While everyone's asleep, I claim that time for me,
And it's tood
dark to be mowing that lawn.
Enough of that TV jones,
Turn it off and
crawl into bed with my dead wife
Fumbling with my sheets.
Turn out the
light, turn over and kick out my cat
It's a Sleepytime Cartoon.
Maybe
it's wasting time, the way I'm spending mine,
Guess I should get something
done.
While everyone's asleep, I claim that time for me,
And it's too
dark to be mowing that lawn.