Lester Fiddled The Tax Man Lyrics

Lester Fiddled The Tax Man lyrics

Yeahhhhhh:

Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho!

4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO

He got more, got more than he bargained for, Lester's accountant was a daft
clot

He's upset, upset, that's what you get, he made a mockery of Ascot Ascot
Ascot



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Lester, Lester, a fiddliddliddling jester

LESTER'S BEEN BANGED UP WITH ALL THE OTHER CCCCCROOKS

Lester, Lester, tried to trick the tax inspector

COZ LESTER CONNED THE TAX & FIDDLED HIS BOOKS.



He's a nutcase, nutcase, crackpot nutcase, he put his job in jeopardy

Now he won't be, won't be, won't be, won't be RACING AGAIN AT AINTREE

He'll get away, get away, get away, get away, he must o' been livin' in
dreamland

Now he's never on, never on, never on, never on...

World of Sport or Grandstand Grandstand Grandstand.

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He laughs, he laughs, he sniggers & laughs, when he thinks of the money he
earns

But he got knicked, got nicked , got nicked, WHEN HE SENT HIS TAX RETURNS

Grinning, grinning, always winning, he never thought he would be poor

Now he's locked up, locked up, locked up, locked up, Doing time in...

Dartmoor, Dartmoor, Dartmoor.

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