Cocktails Lyrics

Cocktails lyrics

These are the tales, the freaky tales
these are the tales, that i tell so
well
you dont like my dirty raps 
you can go to hell
short doggs on
the mic 
tellin cocktails

H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to
throw that P
You're just a big freak, you better not complain,
When you
hear these cocktails and you hear your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no
thing
I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for
a fact
I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named
Naomi
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie.
She had a girlfriend,
her name was Vicki
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She
was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I
took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the
splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack
won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to
cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't
be no punk
I'm trying to get funky cause I love the funk
My dick is big
and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was
still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the
California lifestyle that I live
see im from the crew, dangerous
bitch
tellin everyone bout this freaky shit
I know this girl named
Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella freaky...won't
say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.
I know
another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz I know I
can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my mind I
go fuck her again.
She's like another freak named Kristina
Bitch so dumb,
I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took
her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that
shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that bitch,
And go
dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin', I'm gonna fuck the
bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the
tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell
Cuz
Short Dogg's on the mic tellin' cocktails.

I meet the groupies, hookers
like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so nasty,
See her backstage trying
to throw that ass,
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that
pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on my rolls then I drop the
bitch
My name is $hort my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these
songs.
I know a bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex
with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass
laying next to me.
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on
my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties
I
fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about
two weeks later
Talking some shit about do me player
So I did her just
like Tamara,
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they
told a bitch named Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She
was diggin in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't
find the bitch
But if I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the
bitch for everything cuz I came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop
mackin
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your
life as I spit these raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.
I
know a bitch her name was Sherry,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to
get married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
Sometimes it's shaved and
sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me
mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on
my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my
other little tramp named Erika
Anywhere I want to fuck that's where I
fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the pussy I
just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the
tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to
hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mic telling
cocktales!!!!!

BITCH!!

And it dont stop till the beat baby