Pimp Me Lyrics

Pimp Me lyrics

So what are you sayin Todd?
So what are you sayin
Todd?
Beyotch!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah
$hort Dog still in this
mothafucka for the nine-six,
Like this

Here comes the ho with the big
nuts,
He's flowin like the breeze
I said here comes the ho with the big
nuts,
And he's flowin like a breeze

Too $hort:
This aint
Halloween, aint no trick or treat,
You young silly ass hoes can't get shit
for free
I give a fuck about what niggas been buyin you,
I'm $hort Dog
bitch, I aint tryin to
Get on your good side, you better get with me,
So
we can roll in luxury
Around the world, gettin money,
I'm pimpin hoes on
Sunday
I'm the kind of nigga you'll work all night fo',
Won't
discriminate, I'll pimp a Chinese-White ho
You never seen money with a black
man's face,
But I swear mothafucka I done had my taste
Can't slow down,
full speed ahead,
I'm laughin at you squares sayin pimpin is dead
They
say sex can kill, you catch AIDS and shit,
But the fact stands, hoes get
paid from tricks

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe,
pimp me
And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)

Kool-Ace:
I'll never
ever, be pimped again,
I had to be played once to really understand
But I
appreciate it, $hort cause I'm related,
I probably stuck game and
participated
Got baptised, it wasn't a dream,
Now I'm mackin with the
Dangerous Crew, and smokin green
Hit old school playas up, on their
help,
And we all decided to take a trip
We on a world tour, checkin our
clientele,
Wanna see how much pussy these hoes can sell
Feds say this
crew is scandelous,
Wanna charge us all for pimpin and panderin
>From the
Mississippi Valley to the A-T-L to Chi-town, Oakland,
These bitches will
understand
P-I till the day I D-I-E
Ha-ha you'll never pimp
me!!

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp
me
And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)

*Sir Captain & Sir Charles
Talking*
Sir Charles: Ahh Sir Captain...
Sir Captain: Yeah what's goin on
Sir Charles?
Sir Charles: Man what ever happened to that pretty fine
bitch
you had the other day?
Sir Captain: Yeah, that old bitch come to me
the other day man,
talkin about she wanna do an old pimp, I knocked
that
bitch down man, I asked that bitch "What part that you
understand
bitch? Because I don't undertstand none of it,
ho, you just a ho to me
bitch, you nasty ho ho ho...
Sir Charles: So what you sayin, you never let a
bitch pimp you man?
Sir Captain: Never man. Hey Sir Charles, what ever
happened to that
expensive broad I seen you with, that little
cutie-pie,
that little
baby girl?
Sir Charles: Oh you talkin bout
Unique, my little-bitty bitch...
Sir Captain: Yeah, she that little old
six-pence lookin girl, you know she
be lookin kinda fine to me...
Sir
Charles: Man that girl went to work the other night and brought me $999
off
the street...
Sir Captain: You go boy...
Sir Charles: She asked me would
I loan her $10 so she can get me a grand,
I said bitch you got to be crazy,
go turn another date and
put
my money in my mothafuckin hand...
Sir
Captain: Ah man, aint never pimpin...
Sir Charles: This aint no joke, I'll
never let a bitch pimp me...
Sir Captain: Never, never...
Sir Charles:
Say man we rollin with this Dangerous Crew...
Sir Captain: Oh yeah, with ol'
$hort Dog, he good with the pimpin
Sir Charles: He got ol' Suga Ray and Ace
over there
Sir Captain: Now Goldy comin back in here, Goldy comin back in
now
Sir Charles: Oh shit, it's gonna be big pimpin in this Atlanta,
G-A

Goldy:
I be flippin hoes like a spatula, rakin em in like a new
Acura,
Bitin em with this game makin em mines for life like Dracula
It's
like hypnosis, I pimps your mother, I pimps yo' sis,
Hoes be nothin but
slaves for me, ready to go to their graves for me
I'm lookin for a ho to
knock, hit em with a Goldy lock,
Get at the ho, spit at the ho, now I got ho
rollin cock
Pimpin aint easy, I went from jeans, t-shirts, and tennis
shoes,
To gators and suits and zebra hats, my pimpin tools, I win or
lose
My hoes be bringin me hoes, now I got more hoes than a golf
course,
With ass like a soft horse, I get em with game and never with all
force
With a pimp stick on a pimp throne, that lazy ho better get
goin,
Ho aint workin on Daddy's scratch, she bout to feel the grill of a
Cadillac
I was yours when the ho wouldn't leave me, cause an agry ho would
decieve me,
But I'm ten G's ahead of that ho, you want your shit better get
it and go
But I be laughin with Sir Captain cause he always handle what
happen,
Fall in love with the pimpin and gettin ho money and be like fuck
this rappin

I'll never let a hoe, pimp me
I'll never let a hoe, pimp
me
And all my hoes say (pimp me daddy)

*Sir Captain & Sir Charles
Talking Until Fade*
Sir Charles: Hey Captain, aint you glad pimpin aint
dead?
Sir Captain: Yeah, one time I thought the pimpin was dead man, all
the
bitches of mine ran off, I called the Pimp God right, and he put
me
on hold and said his bitch run off. I thought pimpin' was dead
then, but he
called back though and said it was all good...