Cocktales Lyrics

Cocktales lyrics

H-E-A-D,
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P
You're just a big
freak, you better not complain,
When you hear these cocktails and you hear
your name.
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing
I'll pick up the phone and
call Janine.
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'm gettin fucked in my
drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Straight dick sucker
worked me and my homies.
She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki
I
pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.
She was fine as fuck, but
can't fuck with Tina
Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house
and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said,
"Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I
fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give
me none
I'm Too $hort baby couldn't be no punk
I'm trying to get freaky
cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I
didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder
just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.
My name is
Short, my game is long
I freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know
this girl named Annette
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hella
freaky...won't say no for shit
You and her all alone, nigga that's your
bitch.
I know another freak her name's Joanne
I always get the pussy cuz
I know I can
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man
Everytime she cross my
mind I go fuck her again.
She's like another bitch named Christine
Bitch
so dumb, I named her misdemeanor
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that
dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I
did all that shit
She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that
bitch,
And go dig in them guts like a gardener,
If she starts screamin',
I'm gonna fuck the bitch harder.
Cause these are the tales, the freaky
tales
These are the tales I tell so well
You don't like my dirty rap you
can go to hell
Cuz SAhort Dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails.
I meet
the groupies, hookers like Kathy,
Fucking M.C.'s cause she's so
nasty,
See her backstage trying to throw that ass,
She just like the
freaks and she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her
roll on my rolls then I drop the bitch
My name is Short my game is long
I
freak these hoes and sing these songs.
I know another girl named
Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring
out the best in me
But I love her fine ass laying next to me.
She's like
another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took
her to my house, she gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her
friend named Angie.
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talking some
shit about do me player
So I did her just like Tamara,
Taking naked
pictures with my poloroid camera.
Next they told a girl named
Rocquelle
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin in my back
while I grind the shit
That was way back now I can't find the bitch
But if
I do, I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything cuz I
came to pimp.
I'm Too Short baby, I don't stop mackin
I grab the
microphone and I don't stop rappin
You can bet your life as I spit these
raps
I'll be fucking em' up like that...BITCH.
I know another trick her
name was Shery,
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get
married
Pussy so good and I do mean very...
SOmetimes it's shaved and
sometimes it's hairy.
I'm Short Dogg ain't nothing nice
You ever make me
mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on
my dick.
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my
other little tramp named Erika
ANywhere I want to fuck that's where I
fuck
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in America
Everytime I get the pussy I
just tear it up....
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the
tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to
hell
Cuz Short Dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!!