Too Phat Tell Shorty Lyrics

Tell Shorty Lyrics

Chorus 

Tell shorty I love her 

Tell shorty I need her 

Tell shorty not to cry 

My love for her 

Will never die 





Verse 1 [Malique] 

Remember Jenny? 

The witch who 

Really drove me delirious 

And ever since 

I never took a gurlie serious 

Well I was heartbroke 

And straight up revengeful 

Looked up in the mirror 

Saw some playa' potential 

I started workin' out 

Just like a mad man 

Learned some rap slang 

Even started off a rap band 

I called it Too Phat 

Now anybody heard of 'em? 

I don't know why 

But some gurlies 

Are crazy over 'em 

The story goes 

I met all kinds of creatures 

Some dime pieces 

Some fly chicks wit' fine features 

Some were ugleeeh 

Some were so so 

But the "hey, he's just a friend" type 

Is a no no 

'Cause through experience 

It's not worth it 

It's uncool 

And any guy 

Who fights over a gurlie 

Is a dumb fool 

You feelin' me? 

This little Bill Bellamy 

Now all the shorties 

Wanna chill with me 

I was like 

Damn, I never felt great till lately 

Makin' all the gurlies 

Who date me 

Hate me 

And usually I'll be gettin' 

Those who I planna' 

Except for two model chicks 

Noarlene and Hannah 

But then aaa 

I had Nana, Nini, Susan 

Make 'em fall in love 

And at the end 

I confuse 'em 

I get bored 

And dump 'em 

No reason gave 

Just get a friend to go tell 'em 

This what I said 

Now lie it... 





Chorus 

Tell shorty I love her 

Tell shorty I need her 

Tell shorty not to cry 

My love for her 

Will never die 





Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow] 

Yo, I ain't never been the type 

To break a woman's heart 

But sometimes 

I sing 'em this song 

When it's time to part 

When it's time to go 

No you can't be with Big Joe 

I tell 'em trust me girl 

In due time you'll know 

Rather break if off early 

Before they in too deep 

Before I lose interest 

Before I start to cheat 

See I don't like that 

I play my game 

With some respect cat 

Leave 'em still loving me 

So later still can tap that 

Some szex with the ezex 

No strings attzached 

Y'all playaz feeling me? 

See I like dzat 

These o's think 

I'm a celebrity? 

And I'm gonna 

Write them a song 

On my next CD 

Well you right 'cause 

This song is about you B 

Or how it's about to be 

I love you girl 

But it ain't meant to be 

I know that don't make sense 

I took your innocence 

Babe I promise that 

We'll still be friends... What 

Might be a lame 

And cowardly reason 

To get away 

But I got that ish 

A lot way back in the day 

Ain't gon' lie say 

I ain't never got played 

Ask my homie K-Laid 

I've been down 

And been betrayed 

We called 'em the ish 

That's every man's unicorn 

The one that got away 

Left you with your heart torn 

But know I'm on my feet 

Life is sweet lets get in on 

And when it's time to exit 

That's it 

Peep this song 

I'm sorry shorty... 





Chorus (2x) 

Tell shorty I love her 

Tell shorty I need her 

Tell shorty not to cry 

My love for her 

Will never die 





Bridge 

Please don't tell my shorty why 

Please don't tell her it's a lie 

Tell her that she's still a dime 

Yeah that's why she can't be mine 

Baby bye bye hugs and kisses 

Fly lies, love and misses 

You can't be my Mrs. 

So goodbye! 





Verse 3 [Malique] 

Yo, whuttup cheeky 

I'm Liquey 

A tad picky 

Specialize in heartbreaks 

And 2 inch hicky 

That's how I picked up 

This curly chic Asha 

Last year 

Walked passed her 

At Mc D's at the cashier 

Nearly crashed her 

Didn't know she had a man 

Till this dude called me up 

I said, "I'm just a friend!" 

Then I met this really cute thang 

Sarah, a VJ 

The problem is she in Jakarta 

Me in PJ 

Came Catherine, a model 

A stunning looker 

When she caught me 

With her bestfriend Luna 

It shook her 

Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice 

Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece 

Peace!!! 

To all the hearts that I broke on tour 

At least 5 in Indo 

And 4 in Singapore 

But back home 

You know I got scores for sure 

Just tell me 

What type you lookin' for 

I had a chick in showbiz 

She liked to slow kiss 

But I dumped her 

She had halitosis 

Hana, a half Japanese chick 

Friends with Shukri 

Bed wrecker 

Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!" 

Cookery expert 

MILF named Yuzi 

Chilled wit' her two kids 

In their jaccuzi 

The Jaguar chick 

I met at the red lights 

Gimme ten seconds flat 

Imma get my mack right 

Now the list it goes on 

Till the break of dawn 

Yeah I'm strictly white lyin' 

When I'm singin' this song 

Young playaz sing along 

To shoo pigeons 

Who either plain wack 

Or love you 

For wrong reasons 

Like the chicks 

Who only want me 

Cause I'm popular 

Not because that I'm simply 

A fly fella' 

So to all the hearts I broke 

I mean many 

Don't blame it on me honey 

Blame Jenny... 





Chorus 

Tell shorty I love her 

Tell shorty I need her 

Tell shorty not to cry 

My love for her 

Will never die 





Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow] 

I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick 

Down *** chick 

That drive her own whips 

Had Monique 

Fly trick 

Used to buy me force kicks 

Loved to watch pawn flicks 

But couldn't really suck it 

Had to kick her out quick 

Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh 

Her mom was from Rio 

Company CEO 

But damn she had BO 

Adios senorita 

Then I met Anita 

But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?) 

I'm the type of kid 

That could give Stella 

Her groove back 

Never drop corny lines like 

"Baby, you're Too Phat" 

Don't do that 

I drop conversations worthwhile 

That stimulate minds 

And tend to generate smiles 

Operate with style 

How I do is hard to say 

Call me Big J 

Hugh Heffner protegee 

See I ain't met a girl 

That could get down with me 

And blow my mind 

That's why I still 

Play around you see? 

Ya'll think 

I got a thing for flings? 

Well you wrong 

See until I meet 

The girl of my dreams 

I'll keep my game strong 

Keep my game fly 

Keep telling white lies 

Never deal with a trick 

To say my bye bye's 

Somebody please tell shorty 

That it's over 

Somebody go tell shorty 

That I love her 

This is for the better 

Believe my story 

It ain't you 

It's me shorty 

Believe I'm sorry 

C'mon now... 





Chorus 

Tell shorty I love her 

Tell shorty I need her 

Tell shorty not to cry 

My love for her 

Will never die